A Full-Time Job
|There’s a full-time job for all,|
And it’s got a paycheck you will love,
And though it’s nothing but a friendship,
All other ones it is above!
If you want it you’ll be hired,
It doesn’t ask for resumes,
There’s no restrictions and/or limits,
And you can work in your own ways!
You can choose your own assignments,
And visit your friends on business trips,
You can cancel anything you need to,
And there’s no punishment for skips!
So come apply to be a friend,
Because I know you’re qualified,
Cause ‘til I’ve seen a reason not to,
I feel we’re all on the same side!